And while my bestie/date for the evening prohibited me from taking pictures of my munchies due to it being entirely inappropriate & uncouth (not to mention super lame), I couldn’t help but share some of the foodz from the evening with you. The menu items included such bougy* ridiculousness as:
- duck liver pate
- stuffed grape leaves in endive
- seared scallops with pork belly
- soft shell crab tempura sandwiches
- lamb shank
- salmon tartare
- bruschetta on edible spoons &
- teeny tiny fruit shaped sorbets!
It was all tasty as heck of course (I tucked into the seafood & veg-friendly foods in a serious way) but it was also the kind of over-the-top fussy food that makes me crave cold cereal and PB&Js for the next week just to balance out the universe. Oh and maybe throw some greens in there to make up for that vegetable wasteland. A healthy hipster cannot survive on eggplant & lettuce leaves alone, puh-leez!
*HH Slang Watch: Bougy = Swanky, Upper-Class, Bourgeois